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Monthly Archives: April, 2012

A Viking in a Yarmulka

From Sven to Shlomo by Korifaeus “Shlomo, my friend”, … ” Who ? My name is Sven and we hardly know each other” ” Right, but you look like the … Continue reading

April 28, 2012 · Leave a comment

The Great Satan, … not ?

The World in our Hands by Koriaeus If i don’t like anything then it’s victim mentalities = Whiners constantly complaining they have no power and the world is not fair. … Continue reading

April 26, 2012 · Leave a comment

Hilary Clinton new running mate for President Obama

Running mates by Korifaeus That may well be the first logical choice by President Obama; to pick Hilary Clinton as running mate for his second term. Possibly the reason why … Continue reading

April 26, 2012 · Leave a comment

Why are handsome young American men Impotent ?

The Impotence Pandemic by Korifaeus Handsome, young, a bright white smile luring in the misses – he gets to first base, second base, terrific, and then ” I’ll be right … Continue reading

April 26, 2012 · Leave a comment

How Drugs enhance our Perception of Reality

To be or not to be fully conscious by Korifaeus I don’t drink, don’t use drugs, prescription or otherwise, though occasional smoke a small cigar ( cigarillo) but other than … Continue reading

April 25, 2012 · Leave a comment

Is the Illuminati running your world ?

Voluntary Slaves by Korifaeus I believed the conspiracy theories about the Illuminati are already old hat and have long been placed into the back shelves of library archives, the same … Continue reading

April 25, 2012 · Leave a comment

Why the United States of America is the greatest country in the World

Freedom = Responsibility by Korifaeus There is a lot one can say about the United States. Some calling it the great Satan, ( an endearing term for this great nation … Continue reading

April 23, 2012 · 3 Comments

The Philosopher’s Stone

Spinning straw into Gold 
by Korifaeus The more languages, and expressions, one is familiar with, the more confusing or clear sentences become ; the phrase, “writer’s block” for example. Were … Continue reading

April 15, 2012 · Leave a comment

The Super Natural World of Psychics

The Paranormal Universe by Korifaeus Psychics are fascinating. Psychics, as in the ones who’re really good it. Psychic:” You are looking for true love.” Person:” Oh wow. That’s true. How … Continue reading

April 15, 2012 · 2 Comments

Homosexuals everywhere ?

What is a Homosexual ?
 By Korifaeus A Homo sexual in the literal sense of the word is someone who’s sexually attracted to a homo species, ( Homo Habilis, Homo … Continue reading

April 9, 2012 · Leave a comment