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From Sven to Shlomo
“Shlomo, my friend”, …
” Who ? My name is Sven and we hardly know each other”
” Right, but you look like the perfect specimen to play a practical joke on folks and i wonder if you could help me do that. I enjoy practical jokes, you should know. You do have a sense of humor, don’t you ?”
” Uh, yeah ? So what do you want me to do ?”
” Let’s go to wardrobe and i’ll explain”
EXTERIOR SHOT STUDIO – SLOWLY PANNING INTO WARDROBE
” Here’s a yarmulka, a white shirt, a black suit, shoes and a hat. Do me a favor and put it on, okay ?”
” What’s a yarmulka ?”
” It’s a skull-cap. Just put it on your head ”
” Okay… ?
DRESSING ROOM CURTAIN CLOSES. CAMERA WATCHES CURTAIN OPEN AGAIN WITH SVEN EXITING FULLY DRESSED IN YARMULKA, BLACK SUIT, SHOES, WHITE SHIRT AND HAT.
” Fabulous. Now if you may, let’s go over to make up ”
INTERIOR SHOT MAKE UP TRAILER
” Milly, we need to cut his hair but leave some side locks, but don’t trim his beard.”
” You got it ”
CAMERA WATCHES HAIR BEING TRIMMED, LEAVING THE SIDE LOCKS LONG.
” Wow ! Fantastic. * grin *
” I can’t believe the mirror. I look like… ”
” Exactly. But i forgot something ”
TAKES PHONE OUT OF POCKET
” Phil, do we have a Cossack apron somewhere ?”
” Great, be right right over ”
CAMERA SHOT OF MASTER WARDROBE. CAMERA WATCHES EXIT WITH COSSACK APRON GOING BACK TO MAKE UP TRAILER. BACK INSIDE TRAILER.
” Here, you need to wear that under your shirt, but leave the fringes hanging over your pants”
” Fantastic. And from now on your name shall be Shlomo ”
” Am i Jewish ?”
” I don’t know. Can you judge a book by its cover ? ”