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A Viking in a Yarmulka

From Sven to Shlomo
by Korifaeus

“Shlomo, my friend”, …

” Who ? My name is Sven and we hardly know each other”

” Right, but you look like the perfect specimen to play a practical joke on folks and i wonder if you could help me do that. I enjoy practical jokes, you should know. You do have a sense of humor, don’t you ?”

” Uh, yeah ? So what do you want me to do ?”

” Let’s go to wardrobe and i’ll explain”

EXTERIOR SHOT STUDIO – SLOWLY PANNING INTO WARDROBE

” Here’s a yarmulka, a white shirt, a black suit, shoes and a hat. Do me a favor and put it on, okay ?”

” What’s a yarmulka ?”

” It’s a skull-cap. Just put it on your head ”

” Okay… ?

DRESSING ROOM CURTAIN CLOSES. CAMERA WATCHES CURTAIN OPEN AGAIN WITH SVEN EXITING FULLY DRESSED IN YARMULKA, BLACK SUIT, SHOES, WHITE SHIRT AND HAT.

” Fabulous. Now if you may, let’s go over to make up ”

“Okay… ?”

INTERIOR SHOT MAKE UP TRAILER

” Milly, we need to cut his hair but leave some side locks, but don’t trim his beard.”

” You got it ”

CAMERA WATCHES HAIR BEING TRIMMED, LEAVING THE SIDE LOCKS LONG.

” Wow ! Fantastic. * grin *

” I can’t believe the mirror. I look like… ”

” Exactly. But i forgot something ”
TAKES PHONE OUT OF POCKET

” Phil, do we have a Cossack apron somewhere ?”

” Sure.”

” Great, be right right over ”

CAMERA SHOT OF MASTER WARDROBE. CAMERA WATCHES EXIT WITH COSSACK APRON GOING BACK TO MAKE UP TRAILER. BACK INSIDE TRAILER.

” Here, you need to wear that under your shirt, but leave the fringes hanging over your pants”

” Okay…?”

MINUTES LATER

” Fantastic. And from now on your name shall be Shlomo ”

” Am i Jewish ?”

” I don’t know. Can you judge a book by its cover ? ”

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